Your rap attacks are whacker than the crackheads that are backin ya
Sit back, relax and gasp at my spectacular vernacular
Ten packs of Maxipads couldn't withstand the flow that's smackin ya
Pours from my loins, ladies lick it up like Dracula
I be tappin lasses and slappin asses with spatulas
You be snappin matches and passin gases of flatulence
Catchin up with acrobatic tracks, ya have to practice em
I just blast these badass flash rap bars by accident
You murder these verses with curses as filler words
This is the first that you've heard of my most perverse and absurd shit
Yes I verbally murk twits while you just spit birdshit
Curdled reworked hits to chew up and burp
I'm hijackin mercs and hotwirin circuits
You just pullin on your cock, you just jerkin
I might be erratic but my fire is certain
Your empty words couldn't set fire to a curtain
(Chorus)
I got some ADHD and a globe made of plastecine
Gonna mold my crooked shapes out of everything I see
See – you can't defeat me, you wouldn't wanna be me
Cause you couldn't handle the talent undiscreetly
Secreting like faeces from people who've eaten cheap meat
From every orifice in a torrent of cosmic bliss
Like the sea bleeds, feeds the beach the seaweed
Feedin motherfuckers five-thousand rhymes is easy
The difficult bit is stoppin it from soundin slightly cheesy
Believe me, I've seen what these other MCs be
Displayin, smellin like milk decayin, like Stilton
Stayin in the sun all day, it's okay, I love a canape
Pass it this way, pass me the whole tray
I love to eat rappers like fromage frais
So you suckers better get ya homage paid
You should be honoured to say ya heard the song I played
Simply slap my skills down on that page
I'm so fuckin heavy I leave you all in a daze
(Repeat Chorus)
I repeat I be so fuckin heavy I leave you all in a daze
I leave you feelin high like you've been smokin chronic for days
So on it it's crazy, this the shit ya longin to play
Don't even need to ricochet to set the forest ablaze
And that's important to say
Cause even with all the lyrics that I be pourin away
I be storin the same amount for the stormiest days
They all be the greatest and they never come close to fadin
They come with warnins contained, cause of the
Copious potent damage they cause to ya brain
But your shit's just lame, it's awful and tame,
Y'all should refrain, from ever takin the stage and performin again
Nobody's clappin, nobody is pleased
Everybody's just laughin like homeboy please
Ha-ha-ha-ha-haa x2
